~FUNNY POEM~

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed away…
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away…
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.


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God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too,
not in cage but laughing at you.

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When your life is in darkness,
pray and ask to be freed from darkness,
and if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!!

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Funny Right...Haha...